So the trolls are roaming around.
And of course, Thursday, now proudly waving keoi’s reverse racist card, has to snark at people.Because it’s not upsetting anymore, it’s really, really amusing.
1. Mx I’m Showing Appreciation/I’m Promoting Understanding.
“By engaging in these activities, I’m showing respect for the source culture.”
Translation: By breaking into your house and stealing your stuff, I’m telling you I love you?
2. Mx This Wouldn’t Be Happening If You Would Just Share.
“People like you are separatist and elitist, preventing us from appreciating diversity.”
Translation: Why are you stopping me from sharing my horribly distorted view of reality with people!!
3. Mx Don’t You Have Something More Important to Worry About Like Poverty and Stuff
“Isn’t this distracting you from REAL ISSUES?”
Translation: Self-evident, I think.
4. Mx You’re too PC
“You’re just looking for something to be offended about.”
Translation: Indeed, marginalised peeps spend all their time hiding under bushes on the roadside waiting to jump out at people like me.
5. Mx I Don’t Find This Offensive
“I don’t see how my actions are offensive. I/my friend/random person from source culture think it’s ok.”
Translation: Y U NO LIKE ME STABBING YOU IN THE GUT RE? MY FRIEND WAS OK WITH IT.
6. Mx Marginalised Peeps Appropriate As Well.
“White people get appropriated from as well! Look at how much chromatics make a fetish of our culture!”
Translation: It’s all about me and my feelings. Even when it’s about you.
7. Mx Colonialism Was A Long Time Ago!
“Colonialism is over! We don’t do that now! And even if we did, we don’t mean it like that!”
Translation: I can do whatever I want with your culture because I’m a good person because I said so, & you know I’m a good person because I told you!
8. Mx Tone Argument
“I’d listen to you if you were more civil!”
Translation: Y U SO MEAN RE
9. Mx How Do I Not Appropriate It Is So Difficult
“I’m scared of appreciating things because of the hordes of angry chromatics.”
Translation: It’s so difficult for me to not be an imperialist douchefuck! GIVE ME SYMPATHY!
10. Mx Fashion/Culture/Fiction Borrows From Everybody
“Fashion/culture/fiction borrows things and it’s not racist.”
Translation: I’ve never seen an atom so they don’t exist.
I haven’t covered them all — people are constantly amazing me with how creatively they can be arseholes. Nonetheless, a good thing to remember duckies, when we talk about race, people with race privilege should sit the fuck down & listen, because their self-evident, self-defensive “rebuttals” are about as warranted as someone blowing their nose on my sleeve.